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floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
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tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

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renyrenee:

Going on my iPhone is such a treat right now
renyrenee:

Going on my iPhone is such a treat right now

renyrenee:

Going on my iPhone is such a treat right now

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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goodkwuestion:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

Are you a time traveler?

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4